He says that won’t do, he needs a painter. They tell him they don’t have any - the only person they have is at the moment is a gynecologist. So he goes down to unemplyoment to hire a painter. Obviously, they are Russian."Īn owner of a painting company needs to hirer a painter for a job he is doing. "No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. I beg your pardon that's a Picasso, the guide answers.Ī Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
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'Holy cow, look at all those f**king Indians'Ī gentleman visits a museum. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts" "No, I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth.
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"Why that's exactly what you asked for" said the artist smugly. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexualįurious, he called the artist in. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. I am going out of town on business for a week and when I return I expect to see it completed." Went through Custer's mind before he died. "I am a history buff and I would like your interpretation of Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.Īn eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wallĭescribing what he wanted, the billionaire said, She opened her drawer and was "Saved By The Pastels". Lark Voorhies was halfway done with her portrait when she ran out of paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame. Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint.
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Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?Ī: Because from a distance they looked like hares! Q: What do you call someone hanging on a wall? Q: What's the main difference between an electrician and a painter?Ī: An electrician washes his hands AFTER he has gone potty, but a painter washes his hands BEFORE he goes potty. Q: Why do artistic wives love football season?Ī: Because their husbands sit on the sofa long enough for them to be sketched. Q: What is the theme song to the film Louvre Actually?Ī: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! Q: What does a painter sing when he's in Dire Straits? Q: Why can't Frank Gore get into his own driveway? Q: What does a pirate steal in his spare time? Q: Did you hear about the painters messy house? Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?Ī: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Q: Why did the artist get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery? He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed. Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?ĭid you hear about the guy who stole all those paintings? Q: What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend? Q: Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers?
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Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling? Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail?
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Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum?Ī: They had ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, "We didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"Ī: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya. Q: Did you hear about the artist who died? A: Because he didn't have an ear for music.